Life without a girl friend

This is what my friends told me when i was whining over the fact that i have'nt found a girl friend even after being 23 years of age..
1) "Patience always bears the fruit. Keep waiting, your turn will come soon"..
2) "God thinks that people like you will be happier without a girl friend than otherwise"..

I think the second one is better and is really the case with me. So what if you could'nt find a girl friend? I chose to look out for altenatives - like your bike being your girl friend and treating it likewise. This is what i have done. I jotted down three things( i mean non-living things ) in life that i like most,
1) My Bike. ( Royal Enfield Thunderbird )
2) Cigarette.
3) Drink.
I have made these my girl friends and would like to treat them that way..Now, i can safely change the topic of my talk to "Life having 3 girl friends" right??

I have decided that at any point in my life, i can have a maximum of 3 girl friends and not more than that.. Now, what if i could get a genuine girl friend??( Staying positive always.. ha ha ha )The answer is simple.. I can accomodate my new girl friend only if i divorce one of my 3 girl friends..
Now another question is popping up in my mind.. i.e.. what if i have to accomodate one more girl friend( here, a non-living thing )?Well, the answer remains the same.. That is, i divorce one of my girl friends to accomodate my new one..
I want this swapping of my girl friends to go on till the list of my 3 girl friends looks like this,
1) My Bike. ( Royal Enfield Thunderbird )
2) My Girl Friend. ( a living thing of course )/ My Wife ( if i am so unfortunate that i could'nt find a girl friend )
3) My Car. ( Honda Civic ).
I want my list of 3 girl friends to look like this after 5 years.. And this would be my permanent list having no more swaps or changes and i would want it to be eternal..

Regards,
Kishan Chandranna